I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.' And he said, ' Well, we have to look into that.' And I said, 'There's nothing to look into! I wanted her and she left me.' And he said, 'Well, why are you feeling so intense?' And I said, 'Cause I want the girl! ' And he said, 'What's underneath it?' And I said, 'Nothing! 'He said, 'I'll have to give you medication.' I said, 'I don't want medication! I want the girl! ' And he said, 'We have to work this through.' So, I took a fire extinguisher from the casement and struck him across the back of his neck. And before I knew it, guys from Con Ed had jumper cables in my head and the rest was.. Woody Allen
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The psychiatrist was trying to figure out why he was so depressed. He asked him why he was so depressed, and he replied that he wanted this girl. He said that she left him, and he wanted her back. He didn’t say she broke his heart or anything like that.

He just said he wanted her back. So, the psychiatrist said he’d have to give him medication. The boy said, “I don’t want medication! I want her back!” And then the doctor got angry at him, and hit him across the back of the neck with a fire extinguisher. The doctor thought that if he gave him medication, it would solve all of his problems.

His problems are because of his girlfriend leaving him for another guy. But, what actually happened is that the doctor caused more problems by hitting him with a fire extinguisher. The doctor thought that if he gave him medication, everything would be better for him because of his girlfriend leaving him for another guy. But, what actually happened is that the doctor caused even more problems by hitting him with a fire extinguisher.

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